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@Zehra
1,817
30 Sec

BALD! - song lyrics

Yeah
Fuck that, woah

Uh, fuck that bitch I changed the plan
Switch my style like I switch hands
Block the witness take the stand
Fuck out the way bitch back it up
Shit better get played in a palace (word)
I can't treat niggas like big deals
Why put up a front I'm callous

Bald (ha)
I look like Ray Allen (real)
These niggas make beats on big wheels
Your files is not a challenge (nah)
Boy you can't rap for shit
Shuttlesworth blessed me with talent
Hairline proof God needs balance
Bald

(I'm makin' waves, bro)
Uh, look I'm cashing out
Young Darby I'm tagging in
They gon' bring your casket out
I hope that you fit in it
Ooh, what you doing? Yeah
How you get caught with no gat?
You niggas must got no pride
Peggy gon' give you no slack fo' real
'Cause you pussy

Woah, woah, woah
Keep my business off the 'Gram
Switch my style like I switch hands
Going to war on foreign land
Fuck out the way bitch back it up
Shit better get played in a palace

Wait
Uh, I can't treat niggas like big deals
These toys don't come with no kids meal
Been there done that done seen it
Not my girl but I fuck her like she is
They be fucking up my lyrics on Genius
And these pussy ass critics repeat it
Been the same since Even Stevens
Y'all niggas switch with like the seasons

Y'all lives ain't got no meaning
And them deals ain't got no freedom
I can't just loop it and leave it
Gotta smack it up, rip it up and eat it (yeah, ha)
You can't feed your kid 'cause you spent that shit on your car (you broke)
Tape my hands I'm going over squares heads like a VCR (ha)
Bald

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@Nanami
280
It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised And his libido down-sized Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me From what I have been reading His scalp needs kneading To stimulate each follicle And reverse this diabolical Condition that's afflicted he For years and has cruelly Repulsed each potential mate And left him with a balding pate Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me Sock it to me baby, yeah Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me, you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me Thank God! Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God Thank God instead of me How?
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@Malik
383
Deemah Beats Locosquad Gang Wey Negro, wey Negro Bevor ich in die Booth stepp' Liegestütz Kafa auf Sattla paar Beats gepicked Fühl mich erst sicher, wenn die Kappe tiefer sitzt Post auf, Staatsanwalt, mies gefickt Member, Stecher, will die Patte schneller Coke-Pakete, wallah, sag, wann geht's mir besser Bleib Banditorinho, werd' mich niemals ändern Stepp' ins Fenster, brauch' mehr Geld für Benzer Ist die Patte lila, will den Yarak Nina Bruder straight Afrika, bretter? Ronaldo Lima, Brasiliano Kicker Flex im gelben Trikot, illegal Verdiener (Cash, wey) Im Kreise des Şeytan, wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Bretter weiter bis ich groß verdien' Bruder, Fokus halten oder Koka ziehen (Gang) Wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Teufel macht Druck, guck, der Hunger wird fatal, wey Wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Sag, wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Tachos, Amcas, Handschellen, Hapis Jahre, Einschluss, wenig illegal (Gang) Sag, wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Tachos, Amcas, Handschellen, Hapis Jahre, Einschluss, wenig illegal (Gang) Ich will wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Ich will wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal (Gang) Dunkle Nächte, Puto, brech' Gesetze Standhaft bis zum Ende, Locos kennt kein' Schwäche Kaputte Köpfe, Kombos gegen Wände Zeig die wahren Taten, lass dein Rumgebelle Para machen oder Zeit verschwenden Draußen hocken oder Einzelzelle Hapis mapis für paar Silberketten Kräfte messen, baba Einzelkämpfen Locomember, seit Tag Eins die Echten Fasson sıfır, guck, die Seiten flexen Die Zähne brettern, muss mein Zeichen setzen Gangmember, lass die Fäuste sprechen (Gang) Ich will wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Tachos, Amcas, Handschellen, Hapis Jahre, Einschluss, wenig illegal (Gang) Sag, wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal Tachos, Amcas, Handschellen, Hapis Jahre, Einschluss, wenig illegal (Gang) Ich will wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal (Inshallah bald mein Money helal) (Gang) Ich will wenig legal oder viel Geld illegal (Inshallah bald mein Money helal, helal) (Helal, helal, helal, bald mein Money helal) Negro (Bald mein Money helal, bald mein Money helalinshallah bald mein Money helal) (Inshallah bald mein Money helal) Locosquad Gang!
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@Anita
279
Yeah, yeah Yeah, you know the truth is the truth, you know? Yeah, uh, uh Huh, huh When I look at your shit, I'm like, "Huh?" When I look at my shit, I'm like, "Ah" Wave cap got me feelin' like Guapdad All I do is respond "How am I mad?" It gets funny the more that you front (You front) 'Fore you click make sure it's what you want Why would I pray for your health? (Yeah) Baby, I pray for myself Why would I pay for your pics, boo? (Yeah) I'm fuckin' somebody else (Uh) I'm fuckin' somebody better (Yeah) You [---] just fuckin' whoever (Yeah-yeah) Y'all niggas out here, man, I just, I just (Get it) I don't understand, man, niggas don't think I have eyes (Wet it) Think I don't have ears, man (Haha) Uh, D-zero-N-O-T fuck with me Baby, I can't be stopped, for real (Ooh) Last nigga tried me broke and lyin' Baby, I heard this man got killed (I heard) Look at the preacher and look at the spiel Swear on the bible, and keep it concealed Kissed with no roses, I left 'em like SEAL (Uh) Why would I pray for your health? (Huh) Baby, I pray for myself (Yeah) Why would I pay for your pics, boo? I'm fuckin' somebody else (For real) I'm fuckin' somebody better You [---] just fuckin' whoever Yeah, I'm over the top, uh I get to buildin' off all the energy built by the opps, uh I get to aimin' the flame and the banger gon' mangle his top, uh Full Metal Jacket, rappin' smackin' harder than soap in a sock, uh Key be to lock, I'm meaner than most I cleaned up the flow with a broom and a mop Flowin' abrupt, stay rockin' next to me I drew the line on the side like I'm Brock Speakin' of Brock, line to your face Copy and paste, left not a trace, you gotta taste Shit would've been a Zoom meeting 'cause I would've boxed up his face (Uh), wait How you talk shit and get caught with no pole? How you still up and coming? You old Fuck your momma, brother, sister and niece Baby, you failed, time to try find a new goal We know this [---] buying that tar We know you love to put teens behind bars [---] hires think it's cute when they sneak When we catch him, we gon' pull him apart It's ugh, it's that way Countin' money, your [---] in an ashtray Gettin' death threats every week (Huh) From some pussies that y'all never see First, your daddy, got rolled in a suite (Oh yeah) Then you came to my show and got beat (Oh yeah) It's so funny, you try work it out When y'all niggas can't even stay on beat, huh It's crazy Fix that verse, man, you Wizard of Oz rappin' motherfucker Look, huh All them threats be makin' me hard (It's hard) Opposite of who you really be (For real) All that shit that you did to your girl I just wish that you'd do it to me He told me to stop dissin' his kin (Huh?) Oops, I did it again (My bad, shut your bitch ass up) Did you know that your [---] is dead Know it hurts that you missin' your friends (Phew) Know I'm selfish as shit, niggas know that I'm petty You know we got beef and you know that I'm winning (Know it hurts) Niggas named after baking soda But ain't never touched no fuckin' coke in your city Pretendin', thanks to me that bullshit endin' Heard your tape, glad I didn't get a mention 'Cause you know how that would've ended, huh Internet think I been playin' with shit (Huh) You know I'll bitch you in front of your kids Know you a [---], I plan on confrontin' you Show up in class, I ain't packin' no lunchable, nigga Oh my God
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@Carlota
714
I got my hands on my face like Macaulay Culkin Gave her the cig, but I let the smoke in And it's the same dude Black pants, brown boots, chest open I traveled down the road and back again My girls golden Black man, white fam I feel like Jason Jordan I play my albums front to back and make it feel important Apply compression when I spit so it don't get distorted Piper Chap With the strap Fuck the talk Get the warden I think I'm Rick and Morty In the lab I take precaution Snipe 'em out Burn the body Stash the Glock Buy the coffin (Nasty) Just for me Yo style is my custody Man I should charge a shipping fee These rappers don't mean shit to me 2 guns, Mulder and Scully, I'm solving mysteries Feminist pistol whip your wife first, that's chivalry Sounding like my minimes But you ain't got the heart to do these evil deeds Debra pack Turn Stone Cold into Simple Steve Where it at Slap a nigga up Then I get the cream 5 buck, 6 cookies Sounding like a deal to me Yo shit don't appeal to me My fans going heel for me Gots to keep it real for me Shouldn't even be on no bills with me These punk niggas be killing me That wack shit ain't trill to me Fuck y'all niggas, I take the heat Don shit
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@Alina
1360
Celebration hit, shit You think you know me Yo (Yeah, throwin' it up, ayy) I wish I had more fuckin' water Uh, uh Man, I really, really wish I was Illuminati Niggas waitin' on the Peg like I'm droppin' Yandhi Too black, too strong, I'm a lil' thotty (Yeah) But fuck a big speech 'Cause when I'm rollin' I'm dressin' up like I'm Prince Peach And if you sendin' in Marios to defend me You better make sure to break all the Grammys Kill all the winners, losers, nominees Off probation, crackers hatin' accusations Only on occasions (Yeah) I don't want relations (Huh), had some thotty phases Strip, home invasion, fuck with me, man Y'all better miss me (Yeah) 'Cause if you rollin', I'm stonin' niggas like Rich Keith (For real) And when I'm whippin' you niggas It's not slavery (Damn, Peggy) I'm on a mission to slaughter the competition And leave you slumpin' on the downbeat, bitch, work Huh, how we gon' make this bullshit work? For real How we gon' make this work? Facts (Facts, facts) But like, how can I make a good beat? (For real) I get nervous when niggas want features (For real) How I'm gon' make this work? I don't know this I don't know this I don't know this, oh (How can I make a good beat? For real) (How I'm gon' work with this?) Oh (This world) Skrrt Run it up Yeah, buddy, yeah, buddy Run it up Run it up, yeah Run it up Get 'em, ooh Yeah, uh Huh, uh Bitch, I came back with the Jak and Dax off the shelf Shoppin' my target, I'm wishin' you well I don't think prayer can help (Woo) This feel like Kenan and Kel, these niggas broke like a Dell Niggas tell, niggas melt, I'ma shoot, you don't sell (Brrt) I don't think prayers or poems or nothin' can help Nada, it's nothin' Hahaha Nigga boy, nigga boy You think you know me
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@Jovana
188
I like Nascar (Check) Nigga you better not go there But you better get your mind right Before I leave your shit all over that windshield (Uh huh) I'm real right, gon' stand on it (Uh huh) Raw how I fuck plan B on it It's a wonder I ain't got a lot of kids Cause I just pull out and spray on it Okay okay (Uh huh) I see what you doing I done came up out the ruins Now I step out It's ahhs and oohing Baby yea, hey hey, hey hey (Hey hey) Going down like mayday (Yeah) I'mma make it do what it do How she do what I say You would think I knew voodoo Baby yea, ay ay, ay ay (Ay ay) Its hard like Sudoku (Uh) I'mma put it in her duke shoot Netflix and chill on a Jailbroken Roku You goof troops Fucking with a loose screw I'mma just shoot, yell out, toodooloo He was saying he a Crypto Still sent his ass up to the moon Acting like I know who he is And I'm looking like, "Who are you?" It's Peggy and Danny Everybody know us In the cobra clutch (yeah) Got the game on a crutch (yeah) And niggas all Got em feeling like we Supervillains and we done just clicked up And you know I don't know any other name tonight under the heavens Walk in this bitch with the wock (A wock) Fuck what you heard yea I'm toxic (I am) Rappers be calling the cops (They do) Civilians thinking we ops (Oh fuck) Bitch this shit that I flash ain't a prop (No) All my exes done turned into opps Gimme that Nancy Gimme that Ruth Gimme that Barbara Take out the tooth I feel like Trump when I step in the booth (Yeah) Dripping like Rudy you know how I do I keep a stick for the Mulianis Click clack I'm playing zombies Choppers like NATO That shit come in caseloads Dogs cover they face that bitch Mach-Hommy Gimme that Rogan Gimme that whooo Hit it like H-Town Knocking them boots Dirty 30 and my dick know the truth Franc Lucas got my bitch feeling blue (Straight) Straight crack in the booth Feeling like speed who gon' stop me? Not you Couldn't shop if the store ain't have EBT to Now it's Venti Pa' ca bitch bring that money through Nigga I do this for fun Then hide behind money like TTS don' I heard niggas wanna attack my show Bitch do I look like Olivia Munn? Okay okay (Uh huh) I see what you're doing I done came up out the ruins Now I step up it's ahhh and ooohings Baby yea, hey hey, hey hey (Hey hey) Going down like mayday (Yeah) I'mma make it do what it do How she do what I say You would think I knew voodoo Baby yeah
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@Anastasija
1666
I know you want it The thing that makes me You know I'm just sayin' man, ah (what the guys, guys go crazy for) Is it the car, the clothes, the money, the jewelry, the cribs, the drugs or the hoes? Is it the ket', the meth, the weed, the lean, the molly, the boi or the blow? You can get rocked like Chrisean How you hating and broke, no fixin' 'em Riding dick like these rappers are Sybians Try to press 'em, they lost like Gilligan I got Jay for my Bey 'Bout the money, call me Mr. Slate Weirdo rap, I'm the numero ace Put together like Danity Kane Fuck your feelings, I'm stuck in my ways Local niggas be stuck in they place They don't say none of that shit to my face 'Cause they know I take shots like Klay I wanna rock right now Hittin' whippets and eating halal Get to clippin' while whippin' these sounds You get hit, you gon' sing like Bilal, uh Back it up See that bitch, I'm actin' up 'Cause something right here ain't adding up Smack it up One hunnid, ain't no wack in us Push it to the maximum I do what I want to Stay you ain't no accident Mashing 'em, knocking 'em out park The way we smacking 'em, immaculate If I'm in area, that's hazardous Way out there we too far gone Leave me alone when I get in my zone Just fall back, I'ma put you on Lost out here, can't find no home Goin' up, so tap in I'm about to take you for a spin So buckle up Nigga, we about to go in Hands on the wheel no accident Hands on the wheel no accident Came through kicking doors off hinges Look at him, he's so expensive Make her hop all in my mentions When she see it, so extensive Set it up, I'ma knock it all down Give me a ring, I give you rounds Lost and found, when you hear that sound I just wanna see you jump around Welcome to my house of pain Where you can get everything Coming down like April rain Yes, you may just say my name Pull up on me, we outside I'm about to take you for a ride No one's safe, so run and hide No one's safe, so run and hide Let me tell you what I'm gon' do Tell no lies, just tell your truth I'm a big dog like Marmaduke Park itself when I come through Pull up and I'ma be outside I'm about to take you for a ride No one's safe, so run and hide No one's safe, so run and hide Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than your- Right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge My milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Teach you, it's better than Teach you, but I have to charge My milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Teach you, it's better than Teach you- Milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Teach you, it's better than Teach you, but I have to My milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Milkshake, milkshake, milkshake, milkshake Teach you, it's better than Teach you, but I have to My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge I know you want it, want it, want it, want it
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@Gayane
219
Just one time bitch think All they money get flushed in a blink Shut up dribble, go get me a ring You got money you don't got to think I was champ one time bisbing Left the apps Now I get where you beens Feel like Ezra when I'm on scene All these felonies they'll never see Got my cup like I'm Argentinian Like forsaken bitch stay off screen I'm addicted to hating on me Don't know what it takes Do not intervene Just one time bitch think All they money get flushed in a blink Shut up dribble, go get me a ring You got money you don't got to think All these crackers soft as a mink Hunter Biden stay out my sink Ketamine got me singing like Tink It's just like a pill I feel like I'm Pink Just one time bitch think All they money get flushed in a blink Shut up dribble, go get me a ring You got money you don't got to think Look where my hairline has came Left and the right is the same You bitches should form up Like Danity Kane People scared to put in work You wont take a L So you'll take a name I'm playing above the rim I brought a gun to the game I'm living life with no rules You try to play foul I'm shooting the trey This year I triple my cost A feature with A pic with Ghislaine I'm living life in a flash We Kyrie your car You Ezra my name Industry thinks that I need them All that I need is a note lane Make what you do Look easy Can't see me They all get queasy Moving on up Like George and Weezy Take ya style back Cause I really don't need it Kapital on me But that is the lower case No we not linking up We do not correlate They cannot breathe I make em all suffocate Fuck all that shit Don't care What you say Aye aye, aye aye Big bag on me Like I just got out the county Aye aye, aye aye They play iron man Like Robert Downey Better watch her She all on me Got love in the middle I ain't monie No no nobu Bitch u get Coney Ain't no way A bitch getting Shit from me Who do you think you is Better go get yourself together Better get a new idea Cause fucking with me Consequences forever This is a young nigga world This is a young nigga world We got next hoe, clear the front Been throwin' my elbow in this shit They got me like Velcro, what I needs a cellphone I'mma do what I want You been on Melrose full of lawyers, spare home at the end of the month Try get the bread home, man I'm tryna get the bread home With my brother's, they stunt (Dah, dah) K on the side, why it smell like (Beef) Pull in the Glock, get up out the (Mix) Fuck out my ear, you don't know (Shit) You ain't in no trench, that's what you (Is) Bitch on my lifeline Ain't gon' wait for the right time, just to get up and sprint He on his fright mind, he go, shit
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1. Select Download Ringtone button above.
2. Go to Settings app.
3. Select Sounds & Vibration.
4. Select Phone ringtone.
5. Select Ringtone from Internal Storage.
6. Click the Apply button.
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1. Select Download M4R for iPhone button above and save to your PC or Mac.
2. Connect your iPhone to your PC or Mac via its charging cable.
3. Launch iTunes and drag the .m4r to the Tones folder (Under "On My Device").
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