Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before
Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more
A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point
To frequent this place, with any frequency at all

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure

I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before
I'm gonna belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more
The words I'm gonna scream and getting drunk's the central theme
To the lyrics, if you can
Make a lyrics out at all

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure

Just a devotion to a potion
Now please no applause
And a dedication to a medication and a crutch, a cure, a cause
What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees
Before I hit the floor, once more I'll call it the disease

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure

Call it the cure (call it the cure), I call it the cure
Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before
Call it the cure
Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a million times or more