My friend Sits at the drum His magic hand Feels nothing but Time Nothing but time My old friend Sits at the drum His magic mind Doesn't feel anything American Flag is behind If I could stand To be less difficult My new friend Plays drums all the time Her magic heart Feels everything She plays the difficult parts and I play Difficult She goes shoop shoop eh doop shoop eh doop Shoop eh doop eh doop eh doop We go shoop shoop eh doop shoop eh doop shoop eh Doop eh doop If I could stand To be less difficult

Rolling through the coal country, East on 91 I'll make West Virginia, by the dawn of the morning sun These people are my family, under the mattress is their bank If you hear shooting in the backyard, brother, we ain't firing blanks Now people these days make fun of us, say we're causing all this mess While they build more concrete jungles and the world is in distress Well, your purple mountain majesty to you is just a dream But 'round here it's back porch real as methamphetamine Well, they say this land is your land, but ain't that a crock of shit? 'Cause with the price of cigarettes going up, I'm gonna have to quit We all blue and we all red, and we support the boys that fall With a bible on the table and a flag on the wall Out here in these hollers, they really hunt to eat They sell the hides to keep the shoes on the baby's feet And the wood that they're choppin', yeah, it provides the heat And life ain't half as bad as it looks from an old C10 seat Now a couple more long hard years, and this double wide'll be paid off 'Til then, I'ma keep on running these jars and pray I don't get caught I keep on praying to Jesus and keep my fingers crossed With a bible on the table and a flag on the wall Well, they say this land is your land, but ain't that a crock of shit 'Cause with the price of gasoline going up, I'm gonna have to sit We all blue and we all red, and we support the boys that fall With a bible on the table and a flag on the wall God be with this country, God be with us all Bless the bible on the table and the flag on the wall

I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm five foot three and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see Go check out MySpace 'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life, the only time I've Ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade But, oh, online, I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six-pack abs that will blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I log in Oh, online, I'm out in Hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Hey, I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online (Yeah, he's cooler online) Hey, I'm cooler online (oh, oh) (Yeah, he's cooler online) Yeah, I'm sittin' alright Hey, I'm cooler online (Yeah, he's cooler online, hey)

Kevin wasn't really all that popular in school But I remember well the day I thought Now, that guy's pretty cool He pulled into the parking lot and everybody cheered 'Cause he'd gone and painted his entire Chevy Cavalier Camouflage, camouflage It disappears when it pulls out of his garage Camouflage, camouflage Well, I asked Jenny to the prom And her mom knew how to sew So she made a matching tux And gown from Duck Blind Mossy Oak We took pictures in the backyard Before we went to the dance And the only thing that you can see Is our faces and our hands Camouflage, camouflage You should've seen the way it popped with her corsage Camouflage, camouflage Ain't nothing doesn't go with camouflage You can blend in in the country You can stand out in the fashion world Be invisible to a whitetail Irresistible to a redneck girl Camouflage, camouflage Oh, you're my favorite color, camouflage You can blend in in the country You can stand out in the fashion world Be invisible to a whitetail Irresistible to a redneck girl Well, the stars and bars offend some folks And I guess I see why But nowadays there's still a way To show your Southern pride The only thing as patriotic As the old red, white and blue It's green and gray and black And brown and tan all rolled into Camouflage, camouflage Designed by Mother Nature and by God It's camouflage, camouflage You're my favorite color, camouflage, yeah

On my fifth birthday I got so upset About the brand new bike that I didn't get I'd prayed my heart out and it didn't seem fair. I told my grandpa, "I guess God doesn't care" And he just smiled and said, "My child," "Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no." Five years later, out behind the shed With a stolen pack of grandpa's cigarettes I struck a match, and held that first one to my lips And prayed to God, "Please let me get away with this." And through the smoky air I saw grandpa standing there. Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no When I think of all the answers in my life, I would have to say There's no doubt it was always for the best when I didn't get my way. Grandpa got older, like grandpas do His health was failing and I guess I knew It'd be best if he was called on home But selfishly I prayed that God would keep him hanging on And when he passed away, in my mind I heard him say. Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no. Sometimes the answer Is no.