Oh, deary me My little brother's in his bedroom Smoking weed I tell him he should get up 'Cause it's nearly half-past three He can't be bothered 'Cause he's high on THC I ask him very nicely If he'd like a cup of tea I can't even see him 'Cause his room is so smoky Don't understand How one can watch so much TV My baby brother Alfie How I wish that you could see Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair My dear mon frère Oh, Alfie get up It's a brand new day I just can't sit back And watch you waste your life away You need to get a job Because the bills need to get paid Get off your lazy arse Alfie, please use your brain Surely there's some walls out there That you can go and spray I'm feeling guiltier For leading you astray Now how the hell do you ever expect That you'll get laid When all you do is stay in Playing your computer games Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair My dear mon frère Oh, little brother Please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out So can you stop being a twat? It's time that you and I Sat down and had a little chat And look me in the eye Take off that stupid fitted cap Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair Please don't despair Now mon frère

What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live? What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie? Are we meant to take more than we give Or are we meant to be kind? And if only fools are kind, Alfie Then I guess it's wise to be cruel And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie What will you lend on an old golden rule? As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie I know there's something much more Something even non-believers can believe in I believe in love, Alfie Without true love we just exist, Alfie Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie When you walk let your heart lead the way And you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie

What's it all about, Alfie Is it just for the moment we live What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie Are we meant to take more than we give Or are we meant to be kind And if only fools are kind, Alfie Then I guess it is wise to be cruel And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie What will you lend on an old golden rule As sure as I believe There's a heaven above, Alfie, I know there's something much more Something even non-believers can believe in I believe in love, Alfie Without true love we just exist, Alfie Until you find the love you've missed, you're nothing, Alfie When you walk, let your heart lead the way And you'll find love any day, Alfie Alfie

I'd like to take you to the movies when it's late at night I'd like to hold you in my arms and tell you that you're mine And when we're staring at the big old fashioned movie screen I'd like to tell you that there's no place that I'd rather be You and me climbing mountains Swimming pools, sacred fountains Love goes on, losing touch You won't be missing much I'd like to take you to the movies when it's late at night I'd like to hold you in my arms and tell you that you're mine And when we're staring at the big old fashioned movie screen I'd like to tell you that there's no place that I'd rather be, rather be You and me climbing mountains Swimming pools, sacred fountains Love goes on, losing touch You won't be missing much I'd like to take you to the movies when it's late at night I'd like to hold you in my arms and tell you that you're mine And when we're staring at the big old fashioned movie screen I'd like to tell you that there's no place that I'd rather be, rather be