ABC's - MC Mitchski the Rapping Comedian

Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it, s a, it's an alphabet song I' m working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar And if you see him would you mind telling him? Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium? Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B And then czar? Yeah, it' s uh like a Russian czar You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words Right, I see what you' re doing D is for djinn, E for Euphrates F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies I thought phone started with a P like a Ph No, it's F O H N, it' s a, it's a kind of wind Yeah, I know what you mean by wind G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour J for jalapeños, good in either corn or flour Tortillas, let us rhyme K is for knick knack, L is for llama Pramma, llama, ding, what's so strange about llama? Llama, it starts with two L' s, what's the second one for? No idea, I know loser N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it's uh Q A T, it' s an evergreen shrub It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a Q with no U There' s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands R is for argyle, no it isn? t Okay, you' re right, I couldn' t find a good R word S is for Szár, a lovely German river T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver U is for urn, but not like earning money V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny W for wren, wrinkly and who X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas And zed s the final letter and by final I mean last Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends You really mean Z, right? No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top? Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache I always thought that was interesting You done with the alphabet? No, extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so This was a great help, I think With the contribution you made to world literacy Well, I'm just saying, kids I' m just saying Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher Ah, as opposed to B A C H S Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov That's Rochmaninov with a W

Bundle up my whole style is so cold I glow like old guys who go bald My flow got no front in the vocal Your flow got no button it's so old I don't mean to sound like a showboat But it's true my persona's no joke I stepped into some kinda portal I'm legend and sometimes I'm noble I'm from the most risky zone, oh No place is more shifty global More pistols, Russian revolvers We shootin' all that is normal But it ain't just because we want to We ain't got nowhere we can run to Somebody please press the undo They only teach us the things that guns do They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets Rock, you know my era B-boy seasoning, salt-n-pepa Grown and sexy, come with the extra Crushed up linen, fly like Cessna This type brew, I gave it birth Now it's time again to give it a verse Jamaican born, not a fan of the ganja Boulevard, Brooklyn to Somalia And it goes in the background Playa, that is my sound The green doesn't symbolize I made it on the top Pioneer legend and they call me Mr. Rock No B word or N word, I don't need those words Respect for hers The game dried up, so we come with the grease Leadin' ya right and treatin' ya right, so peace They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets Superman is known by the locals As this dude who's so fly it's global Attitude that came outta struggle Destitute but I make it hopeful You real but my real is tenfold My real will make yours a rental Gangsta if at ease, essential Fight with guns or utensils So bold, nothing's confidential Breakfast was not continental And lunch could not compliment all We still become competent souls These streets ain't paved with no gold Matter fact someone stole the light bulb Nobody fat enough for lypo They don't teach us to read and write, so They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets They don't teach us the ABC's We play on the hard concrete All we got is life on the streets All we got is life on the streets