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Валера - 13Kai & Kassi

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@Alexa
952
30 Sec

Валера - song lyrics

Ха-ха-ха, эй, эй, эй, эй, эй, эй
Whoa? Yo, ха, ха, yeah

Меня зовут Валера, да я трахал Таню, Лену
И мне похуй на проблемы (ух-ух), я ебал вашу систему (гррр-а)
Да я стану президентом, стану пятым элементом (эй-эй)
Со мной все мои ублюдки, этот мир — плохая шутка (ух, ух,ух)

Каждый день будто в первый раз, будто я напален (ту-ту-ту)
Я, я так хочу играть, играть без этих правил (гррр-а)
Эй, грра, кинул гранату в них, Kassi в балаклаве (ух-йа!)
Я террорист, держу всех сук в своём подвале

Будто-бы Крюгер во сне (сне)
Твоя подруга мечтает о мне (мне, мне)
Я к ней пришёл, она хочет грязней
Святая девочка стала грешнее
Сточит на ухо, что вся в моей власти
Трётся так сильно, как будто бы ластик
Я не диктатор, но закрыл ей пасть
Ты не звонил, она занята, Вась, yeah, yeah
Будто солдат, в голову сделал headshot
Она теперь в облаках, хочет, на фас
Девочки любят мой газ
(Мой солдат как будто Камаз)
Потом солью, забирай boo
Кину её, не хожу на борьбу
Любишь вопросы? Тогда, те к Дудю
Да я малой, но ведь я не пиздюк

Меня зовут Валера, да я трахал Таню, Лену
И мне похуй на проблемы (ух-ух), я ебал вашу систему (гррр-а)
Да я стану президентом, стану пятым элементом (эй-эй)
Со мной все мои ублюдки, этот мир — плохая шутка (ух, ух,ух)
Гррр-а!

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@Hanga
358
Кто-то радовался чаем Кто-то спал в палатке Вы Валеру не встречали? Снова он играет в прятки И пока я разминался Пел "Берегите лес" Валера потерялся Валера исчез Обычный вроде парень Их пруд пруди везде Но что же всех так парит? Валера, ты где? Где ты, Валера, где? Голос подай С кем ты, Валера, с кем? Не пропадай-ай-яй-яй Летним приключеньям нет предела Где ты, Валера? Где ты, Валера? Каждый задаёт вопрос себе Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Мы три дня его хотели, веря не на шутку Что он свободен, как Кипелов А он - туда-сюда, как Сюткин Кто-то баловался белой, кто-то был примером А кто-то стал легендой - это Валера Обычный вроде парень Их пруд пруди везде Но что же всех так парит Валера, ты где? Где ты, Валера, где? Голос подай С кем ты, Валера, с кем? Не пропадай Летним приключеньям нет предела Где ты, Валера? Где ты, Валера? Каждый задаёт вопрос себе "Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где?" Москва, Воронеж, Нижний, Саратов, Тверь, Торжок Урал, Сибирь и Ближний, Дальний Восток Казань, Самара, Питер, Сочи, Псков, Ростов Стрижей я в небе видел, полный восторг Когда я размечтался, мол, мы - дети БГ Валера потерялся. (Не может быть?) Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Где ты, Валера, где? С кем ты, Валера, с кем? Летним приключеньям нет предела Где ты, Валера? Где ты, Валера? Каждый задаёт вопрос себе: "Валера, ты Где ты, Валера, где? Голос подай С кем ты, Валера, с кем? Не пропадай Летним приключеньям нет предела Где ты, Валера? Ну где ты, Валера? Каждый задаёт вопрос себе "Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где?" Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? (All together!!) Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где? Валера, ты где?
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@Kata
544
Цвела мать-и-мачеха, плыл городок Окутанный летним шаманством Под ручку с тобою канал фраерок И я подвалил с хулиганством С ума я сходил, от твоей красоты В стороночку мной отодвинут Обиделся он, сейчас приедут менты Меня мол несчастного примут Я всёк бы ему для примера Но ты закричала тогда Не надо валера, не надо валера Я буду твоя навсегда Не надо валера, не надо валера Я буду твоя навсегда Тянуло меня, на лихие дела Блатная, преступная сфера Мне фраза твоя, оберегом была Ты будь осторожней валера Тебя не смущало моё ремесло Ты мне все грехи отмолила И если когда-то, мне вдруг не везло Ты дальше бродягу любила Когда два милиционера На мушке держали меня Не надо валера, не надо валера Кричала, ты слёз не тая Не надо валера, не надо валера Кричала, ты слёз не тая Кому и когда? перешёл я дорогу Блатные? а может менты Решили послать, раньше времени к богу Да только заметила ты Как красная точка прицела застыла Как раз там, где сердце моё Ты просто его от беды заслонила Подставив при этом своё Да ты ж моя господа вера Не стану я жить без тебя Не надо валера, не надо валера Ты мне прошептала любя Не надо валера, не надо валера Ты мне прошептала любя Не надо валера
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1. Select Download Ringtone button above.
2. Go to Settings app.
3. Select Sounds & Vibration.
4. Select Phone ringtone.
5. Select Ringtone from Internal Storage.
6. Click the Apply button.
So after only a few basic steps, you have successfully done the default ringtone on your phone running Android operating system with the pop songs you want.



Set Валера ringtone for your iPhone:

1. Select Download M4R for iPhone button above and save to your PC or Mac.
2. Connect your iPhone to your PC or Mac via its charging cable.
3. Launch iTunes and drag the .m4r to the Tones folder (Under "On My Device").
Hopefully, the guides for configuring ringtones for iPhones and Android phones will make it simple for you to replace the uninteresting default sounds on your phone with your own personal favorites.



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