If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, and a bitch ain't one Tip my hat to the sun in the West Feel the beat right in my chest At the cross roads a second time Make the devil change his mind It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton 99 problems and a bitch ain't one If you're having girl problems I feel bad for your son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 99 problems But a bitch ain't one Like broken glass under my feet I can lose my mind in this heat Lookin' for the prize but I don't want blood Oh I won't drink then I drink the flood Well you can come inside but your friends can't come 99 problems and a bitch ain't one If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one I got 99 99 99 99 99 problems But a bitch ain't one 99 99 problems But a bitch ain't one

I've been working my ass off all day long Just to sit in ten-mile traffic on my way home Between the BS and stress, man, the list goes on and on And on and on We all got too much on our plates There's only so much we can take till it breaks We all got drinkin' problems It's 'bout that time we get to workin' on 'em We'll be cold can holdin' Keep that jukebox rollin' Ordering rounds till we think we forgot 'em Less you got a better way to solve 'em We'll keep on drowning our drinkin' problems Bobby's buying beer 'cause he can't pay his rent George's new Ford's got a deer-sized dent Billy's old ex is texting him again And him and him and her and him We're kinda all in the same damn boat Crossing our fingers that the kick don't float 'Cause you know We all got drinkin' problems It's 'bout that time we get to workin' on 'em We'll be cold can holdin' Keep that jukebox rollin' Ordering rounds till we think we forgot 'em Less you got a better way to solve 'em We'll keep on drowning our drinkin' problems, yeah, yeah Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh We all got drinkin' problems It's 'bout that time we get to workin' on 'em We'll be cold can holdin' Keep that jukebox rollin' Ordering rounds till we think we forgot 'em Less you got a better way to solve 'em We'll keep on drowning our drinkin' problems, yeah, yeah Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh Whoh oh oh oh-oh-oh

Sometimes I wonder, how I spend The lonely night dreaming of a song The melody haunts my reverie And I am once again with you When our love was new And each kiss an inspiration But, but that was long ago Now my consolation is in the stardust of a song Beside the garden wall When stars are bright, you are in my arms The nightingale, tells his fairytale Of paradise, where roses grew Though I dream in vain In my heart it will remain My stardust melody The memory of love's refrain Though I dream in vain In my heart it will remain My stardust melody The memory of love's refrain